Weather forecast: “torrential” rain / winds “gusting 90mph to 110mph locally“
Actual weather: See above
Mountain marathons cancelled:1 (OMM)
Routes done:
Saturday – Striding Edge > Helvellyn > Swirral Edge
Sunday –  St Sunday Crag > Grisedale Tarn
Casualties:
1 x Tent (Old age)
1 x Camera  (Waterlogged)
1 x Hannah (Head-first leap down hillside)
Van verdict: Luxurious. +10 pts for flashing lights
Remaining dry clothes: None
Trips to A&E: One
Enjoyment level: Fun/10
Desire to go back to the Lake District: None